Alastair Pflug is absolutely convinced he is the most handsome and perfect man in the entire world. Looking for fame and fortune, he decides to travel the globe to collect a group of unusual creatures to star in a grand stage performance. He dreams of putting on the most spectacular and bizarre show anyone has ever seen. His journey takes him to the strange and distant land of Tizuvt, where he expects to find plenty of oddities to bring home. Instead, Alastair is in for a massive surprise. In this new place, the people look completely different, and to them, Alastair is the one who looks incredibly weird. This hilarious and thought-provoking tale turns the tables on a boastful character, showing how beauty and normalcy completely depend on where you are standing.