Grab your eye patch and get ready to sail the silly seas. You might think you know all about pirates, but this book will show you the hilarious truth. Packed with completely made-up facts, wild guesses, and ridiculous drawings, this guide breaks down everything a swashbuckler needs to know. Have you ever wondered why pirates wear eye patches, or how they decide who has to walk the plank? You will find out exactly what pirates eat when they run out of hardtack, and how they manage to keep their peg legs from getting stuck in the mud. From buried treasure maps that make no sense to the weirdest sea monsters ever imagined, this is not your typical history lesson. It is a laugh-out-loud journey into the wacky minds of the world's goofiest buccaneers. Whether you are looking to join a pirate crew or just want to laugh at their ridiculous rules, you are going to love this treasure chest of jokes. Get ready for a hilarious adventure that throws real facts right overboard.