David M. Jourdan

Alcatraz Smedry has never seemed destined for greatness. In fact, his only real talent is an incredible, uncontrollable knack for breaking things. But on his thirteenth birthday, his ordinary, disaster-prone life is turned completely upside down. He receives a mysterious bag of sand in the mail, only to have it immediately stolen by a dangerous and secretive cult: the Evil Librarians. These are not the quiet, book-loving people you see at your local branch. This powerful network of villains is secretly plotting to take over the world, and that stolen bag of sand is the exact weapon they need to achieve total domination. Now, it is entirely up to Alcatraz to stop them. You will join Alcatraz on a hilarious, life-or-death mission as he infiltrates the local library to get the sand back. Armed with nothing but a pair of strange eyeglasses and his legendary clumsiness, he must outsmart the smartest villains on earth. Get ready for a wild, action-packed adventure where breaking the rules and breaking everything else might just save the world.