Ron Koertge

Simon expected a lot more from life than being orphaned in ancient Greece and trapped in the Underworld for all of eternity. Determined to remember his true identity, he spends centuries trying to escape the clutches of Hades. After facing down the terrifying monster Cerberus and befriending the doomed Sisyphus, Simon finally manages to break free. But instead of returning to the ancient world, he is thrust directly into modern times, landing completely naked in a middle school bathroom stall. With the help of Zeke, a wealthy but socially awkward student, Simon must learn to navigate the bewildering landscape of the twenty-first century. As the two boys bond, Zeke begins to question his own comfortable life and discovers the true meaning of loyalty. But their fun comes to a crashing halt when the god of the Underworld sends a fierce demon girl to drag Simon back. Now, the boys must fight to protect Simon's freedom and save their entire school from mythological destruction. This hilarious, high-stakes adventure blends ancient myths with a heartwarming story about courage and true friendship.