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Ben Cort
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A lightning strike knocks an alien spaceship out of the sky, sending it crashing straight into a prehistoric jungle. The stranded aliens quickly discover the greatest treasure in the universe: a massive stash of giant dinosaur underpants. Their sheer joy turns into an epic struggle when the original owners of those oversized prehistoric pants return. It is an all out prehistoric pants war between mischievous aliens and towering dinosaurs. This laugh out loud rhyming adventure combines two ultimate favorites into one wild interstellar jungle journey.
6-8 Years
36 Pages
Young Monty is an enthusiastic inventor, but his wild creations do not always work out exactly as planned. After his walking toaster runs away and his robot goes completely berserk, Monty discovers a mysterious book filled with rare and bizarre invention instructions. He decides to create his very own monster friend, mixing up a concoction that brings the terrifyingly funny Monstersaurus to life. This big, bold rhyming adventure is packed with messy experiments, dynamic illustrations, and a hilarious surprise ending. Read along if you dare and see what happens when a brilliant boy builds a massive monster.
6-8 Years
32 Pages
The famous underwear stealing aliens are buzzing with excitement because tomorrow is Christmas Day. In a shocking twist, these mischievous extraterrestrials have decided to give away their beloved underpants instead of swiping them. They rush to the North Pole to help Santa in his busy workshop, decorating Rudolph with bright neon pants and hanging knickers on the fireplace instead of normal stockings. This incredibly silly holiday mission is a one day only event that will have everyone laughing out loud. Join the hilarious festive fun in this wacky, rhyming celebration of giving and galactic giggles.
6-8 Years
34 Pages
A swarm of goofy aliens has flown down to Earth, but they have absolutely no interest in meeting humans. Their one and only mission is to steal your underpants. Because there is no underwear up in space, these cheeky extraterrestrials are obsessed with swiping every pair of colorful, frilly, and woolly pants they can find. They even use Grandpa's oversized long johns as a giant slide. This legendary rhyming adventure is packed with wacky illustrations and non stop silliness. Hold onto your drawers and get ready to laugh your pants off with these unforgettable galactic visitors.
6-8 Years
32 Pages
When a giant meteorite hurtles toward Earth, humanity's only hope is a band of underwear-loving extraterrestrials. The famous underpants-stealing aliens are back, and this time they are on a mission to save the universe. It turns out that a massive supply of underpants is exactly what is needed to stop a world-ending disaster. Join these wacky heroes as they hatch a brilliant and utterly hilarious plan to secure their beloved pants supply forever. Get ready for a zany, action-packed adventure filled with bouncy rhymes and goofy galactic fun that will leave you laughing out loud.
6-8 Years
33 Pages
Grab your cutlass and prepare to set sail on the Pirate Ship Black Bloomer for the most ridiculous treasure hunt on the high seas. A swashbuckling crew of pants loving pirates is on a special quest to find the legendary Pants of Gold for their captain's treasure chest. To reach the prize, they must navigate past hungry crocodiles, sneak through gurgling swamps, and outsmart sharks wearing fancy drawers. This yo-ho-ho rhyming adventure is packed with silly details, ocean action, and non stop pirate giggles. Weigh anchor and join the funniest expedition ever to hit Big Knickers Bay.
6-8 Years
33 Pages
Spooky monsters love to creep around and look scary, but they have a secret obsession that brings them all together. From howling swamp creatures to wild mountain beasts and spiky space aliens, every single monster is wild about underpants. Every Saturday night, these hairy beasts gather in a hidden cave to show off their dotted and striped underwear in a massive Monster Bop dance party. You will never be afraid of monsters again once you see them shaking their silly pants before the sun comes up. Join the monstrous fun in this bouncy, laugh out loud rhyming tale.
6-8 Years
32 Pages
A little boy is hiding under the bed, squeezed in tight and whispering that he is not coming out. You might think a dragon in the living room would scare him. Or a ghost in the kitchen. Or witches in the bathroom. Even the monsters in the bedroom are not the thing he fears most.
Something in the house is much, much scarier, and it is coming closer.
Told with bouncing rhyme and deliciously silly frights, this funny story turns the usual bedtime monster tale upside down. It is perfect for readers who like playful suspense, outrageous creatures, and a laugh-out-loud mystery about what is really worth hiding from.
6-8 Years
32 Pages
Under the bed is not as quiet as it seems. There are bugs and beasts, a dragon, and an alligator enjoying midnight feasts. There are creatures that are hairy, spiny, warty, and winged, all tucked away in the shadowy space below.
But now something even bigger has arrived. It is horrible and hairy, with warts on its nose, knots in its tail, and mould on its toes. The other creatures are not feeling quite so brave anymore.
Told in rollicking rhyme, this funny bedtime story turns under-the-bed fears into a playful creature parade. It is a great pick for readers who like monsters, surprises, and spooky-silly stories that are more fun than frightening.
6-8 Years
32 Pages
Scientists have debated the mystery of dinosaur extinction for years, but the true answer is finally revealed in this wacky prehistoric tale. Long ago, the mighty dinosaurs were completely wiped out in an epic, world ending Underpants War. T-Rex and his towering friends could not resist battling it out for supremacy over the greatest pairs of oversized prehistoric pants. This wildly absurd and bouncy rhyming story offers a hilarious new explanation for natural history. Stomp along with these massive reptiles as they roar, wrestle, and fight for the ultimate underwear prize.
6-8 Years
29 Pages