Hart, James

Who would you trust with the most delicate, top-secret delivery in the world? You probably would not pick the wackiest delivery duo in town—unless their very jobs depended on it! Best friends Cowboy and Birdbrain are the proud employees of IFFY Deliveries, where they specialize in transporting P.O.O.P. (Parcels Or Other Packages). They are famous for their F.A.R.T.S. (Fast and Reliable Tracking Services), but their newest assignment might just be their toughest challenge yet. The quirky pair has been tasked with delivering a highly mysterious package to a reclusive hermit. The only problem? This hermit lives behind an incredibly elaborate, booby-trapped security system designed to keep absolutely everyone out. Now, Cowboy and Birdbrain must use all their ridiculous skills and wild ideas to break in and complete their mission. Filled with outrageous humor, bizarre gadgets, and non-stop laughs, this hilarious chapter book is a wild ride from start to finish. Join these two lovable goofballs as they dodge traps, solve wacky problems, and prove that even the most chaotic delivery team can get the job done!