Have you ever had to choose between two completely outrageous things? In this hilarious book of choices, you get to decide exactly what kind of wild adventure you want to go on. Maybe you would rather have supper in a giant castle, eat breakfast in a hot air balloon floating in the sky, or sip tea gently floating down a river. But watch out, because some choices are much yuckier. You might have to decide whether you would rather eat sticky spider stew, taste slimy slug dumplings, chew on mashed worms, or drink a gross snail shake. Every page asks you to use your imagination to pick the most fun, silliest, or weirdest option. It is a perfect game to play before bedtime or anytime you want to laugh out loud. Jump right into these wonderfully weird questions and discover what you would really choose if you could do absolutely anything in the world.