Have you ever heard someone say, "Give me a hand" or "Hold your tongue"? What about "Scream your lungs out"? If you take these common sayings literally, the world can seem like a pretty dangerous place for your body! In this hilarious story, one very worried boy is trying his absolute hardest to keep all of his pieces exactly where they belong. After all, if you laugh your head off, how will you ever put it back on? To stay safe, he has to get creative. Maybe tying a fluffy pillow around his chest will keep his heart from breaking, and wearing gloves filled with lots of glue will keep his hands securely attached! Get ready to giggle as you discover the silly side of everyday idioms. Packed with wild imagination and laugh-out-loud pictures, this book will have you rolling on the floor—just be careful not to split your sides!