Once upon a time, there were three very hungry dinosaurs. There was Papa Dinosaur, Mama Dinosaur, and a gigantic Dinosaur who just happened to be visiting from Norway. One day, purely on a whim, they decided to tidy up their house, make their beds, and prepare three bowls of delicious hot chocolate pudding at varying temperatures. Then, they went someplace else. Let us be absolutely clear about one thing. They were definitely not setting a trap for a poorly supervised little girl named Goldilocks who might happen to wander by. Not at all! But when Goldilocks does arrive, she is in for a massive prehistoric surprise. You will laugh out loud at this hilarious, fractured spin on a classic fairy tale. Packed with hidden jokes and giant dinosaur-sized twists, this incredibly funny story proves that sometimes the classic stories are missing a few very important, very hungry reptiles.