Sophie Peterman is officially sick and tired of everyone constantly cooing over babies. While the adults think babies are precious, sweet, and perfectly cute, Sophie is here to set the record entirely straight. As an experienced older sister, she knows the absolute, unvarnished truth about these tiny creatures, and it is definitely not pretty. From the relentless crying and the massive messes to the shocking amount of attention they steal, Sophie lays out all the hilarious and highly unpleasant facts that nobody else wants to admit. With sharp humor and brutal honesty, she gives you the inside scoop on what it is really like to get a new sibling. This laugh-out-loud, incredibly relatable story perfectly captures the sheer frustration and eventual acceptance of becoming a big sibling. It is a highly entertaining must-read for any kid who feels overshadowed by a demanding new arrival.