The Olympians are wild, unpredictable, and fiercely dangerous, and no one knows that better than a modern day demigod. Percy Jackson has survived enough encounters with immortal beings to know exactly how they operate, and now, he is sharing all of their darkest, weirdest, and most hilarious secrets with you. From the chaotic creation of the world to the epic rise of Zeus, Apollo, and the rest of the pantheon, Percy delivers a personal, highly sarcastic tour of ancient history. He does not hold back any of the gritty details. If you have ever wondered why the gods are always arguing, transforming people into animals, or causing massive disasters, this is your ultimate guide. You will get the inside scoop on the backstabbing, the drama, and the incredible powers of the original rulers of the universe. Packed with attitude and stunning illustrations, this is the only handbook you need to survive a face to face meeting with a Greek god.