Even the scariest monsters in the world have to deal with everyday problems. Have you ever wondered what happens when Frankenstein gets hungry but his cupboards are completely bare? Or what the Phantom of the Opera does when he cannot get a catchy song out of his head? This hilarious collection of poems reveals the silly and secret lives of your favorite creepy characters. You will discover that being a famous monster is not as glamorous as it seems. Godzilla has issues with his personal hygiene, and Dracula is incredibly frustrated by his friend's obsession with garlic bread. Each page is filled with unexpected situations that prove even the most terrifying creatures can be clumsy, awkward, and totally ridiculous. With perfectly crafted rhymes and incredibly funny scenarios, this collection turns classic horror characters into lovable oddballs. It is a fantastic and entertaining journey into the lighter side of the supernatural world that will keep you laughing from beginning to end.