School lunches are rarely delicious, but they are not usually supposed to bite back. When Danny Dragonbreath and his best friend Wendell sit down in the cafeteria, they immediately notice something is very wrong with the hot dogs. The strange food lunges and bites Wendell, setting off a bizarre and terrifying chain of events. Soon, Wendell begins to sprout back hair and exhibit very strange cravings. All the clues point to a terrifying conclusion. Wendell is slowly transforming into a horrifying were wiener. Time is running out before the curse becomes permanent. To save his best friend and protect the rest of the school from this processed meat infection, Danny must figure out how to defeat the terrifying alpha wurst. Blending hilarious text with brilliant comic panels, this third installment is an unforgettable journey into the scariest place of all, the school cafeteria. Readers will be laughing out loud as Danny tries to save the day, while forever changing how they look at their own lunch trays.