Prepare yourself for the absolute greatest reading experience of your entire life. At least, that is what the enthusiastic narrator of this story desperately wants you to believe. This incredibly persistent voice promises you a tale packed with gripping drama, high stakes action, and genuine heart. But as the pages turn, the amazing features start to sound a little suspicious. Does a trip to the dentist really count as an epic adventure? Are raisins actually nature's finest candy? And who gets excited about doing homework inside a story? You will find yourself laughing out loud as the narrator tries increasingly desperate and hilarious tactics to convince you that this is the most fun you have ever had. It is an uproarious interactive comedy that dares you to stay grumpy.