Prepare to have your mind entirely boggled by a zoo unlike anything you have ever experienced. In this brilliantly ridiculous poetry collection, ordinary objects and familiar animals have crashed together to create completely new, laugh out loud species. You will stand in awe of the bold Umbrellaphant, marvel at the strange mechanics of the Clocktopus, and try to wrap your head around the Shoehornets buzzing through the air. Every clever, bouncy rhyme acts as a hilarious field guide to these impossible creatures, explaining their strange habits and bizarre appearances. It is a true celebration of wordplay and wild imagination that will have you trying to invent your own object animals. With its snappy rhythm and pure, unadulterated nonsense, this book is an absolute delight for anyone who loves to look at the world from a very silly angle.