Not everyone you meet in a poem is going to be nice. In fact, the characters waiting for you inside this collection are downright unsavory, completely rude, and entirely entertaining. Get ready for seventeen hilarious poems dedicated strictly to the bad guys of the fantasy world. You will cross paths with cranky ogres, terrible wizards, towering giants, and an incredibly grumpy yeti. There is even a group of seven grubby goblins who have absolutely no manners at all. Instead of being scary, these magical misfits are mostly just absurd and very funny. The bouncy, rhythmic verses perfectly capture their bad attitudes and silly complaints. If you have ever wondered what a troll does on a Monday morning, this fantastically weird book has all the wonderfully grim and giggly answers you could ever want.