Have you ever stopped to wonder exactly how Santa Claus gets inside your house on Christmas Eve? It is one of the greatest mysteries of the holiday season! Does he slide down the chimney feetfirst, or does he dive in headfirst? And what happens if his round belly gets stuck halfway down? But wait, what if your house does not even have a chimney? Does Santa flatten himself out like a piece of paper and slide right under the front door? Or maybe he magically shrinks down and pours himself straight out of the kitchen faucet! Packed with hilarious theories and brilliant deadpan humor, this festive adventure explores all the ridiculous and highly plausible ways Santa might be pulling off his midnight deliveries. Get ready to laugh out loud as you discover the magical, shape-shifting secrets behind the most famous jolly man in a red suit.