Old Man Fookwire is a very grumpy man who does not like pie, puppies, or much of anything else. The only thing that brings a smile to his face is painting the beautiful birds that visit his backyard. To keep his feathered friends happy, he builds elaborate birdfeeders and fills them with delicious seeds. Unfortunately, the local squirrels are hungry, highly intelligent, and completely determined to steal the snacks. What follows is a hilarious, escalating battle of wits between a stubborn old man and a team of acrobatic, problem-solving squirrels. Fookwire sets up complex obstacles, but the squirrels use teamwork and clever engineering to bypass every single trap. Packed with witty text and quirky illustrations, this funny take on the classic backyard conflict will have you cheering for both sides. Find out who will ultimately win the great birdfeeder war in this laugh-out-loud comedy.