Lacing up your cleats for your very first soccer team should be thrilling, and Dory is completely ready to score a billion goals! But things on the field are not going exactly as planned. Her best friend Rosabelle is throwing a massive fit over having to wear soccer shoes, and her other pal George is acting incredibly babyish. Trying to be a good sport, Dory decides to befriend their new teammate Valentina. However, making friends gets complicated when Valentina kicks the ball perfectly every single time, steals all the attention from the coach, and makes a billion goals sound like a small number. Determined to steal back the spotlight and become the true star of the team, Dory turns to her wildly reliable imagination to flip the score. This incredibly funny chapter book dives right into the competitive chaos of kids sports and the tricky business of making new friends, proving that the best victories always happen off the field.