Josh has a very big, very brown idea for his wardrobe today. He has decided to place a large, crinkly paper bag directly over his head before leaving the house. He thinks it is a brilliant fashion choice, but not everyone agrees. His mother is definitely not a fan of the new look. The school bus driver gives him strange looks in the rearview mirror, his classroom teacher is confused, and his soccer coach cannot figure out how Josh will play the game. What could Josh possibly be hiding underneath that silly paper bag? It turns out that he recently tried to give himself a haircut, and the results were a total disaster. This hilarious story will have young readers giggling from start to finish, and it just might convince them to leave the scissors to the professionals.