You wait your whole life for the perfect companion, only to realize they have some incredibly strange habits. This narrator always dreamed of having a little buddy, even if the one that came along eats bizarre food and mysteriously disappears for hours at a time. It is the classic tale of a deep bond, but as the rhyming story unfolds, you quickly realize there is a massive twist in perspective. The voice describing these odd behaviors does not belong to a human child, but to a very observant dog who is trying to figure out his quirky new human boy. This hilarious reversal of roles provides a fresh and funny look at loyalty, patience, and the unconditional love shared between a pet and their person.