Are you looking for a brand new pet? You could get a dog, a cat, a frog, or a rat, but how about something a little more unusual? How about a cheap rhinoceros! In this hilarious book, you will discover all the amazing and completely ridiculous things a pet rhino can do around your house. Need someone to eat your bad report card before your parents see it? A rhino can do that! Want a friend to tiptoe downstairs with you for a midnight snack or help you collect extra allowance? A rhino is perfect for the job! Shel Silverstein brings his signature humor and brilliant black-and-white drawings to this funny tribute to the most unexpected pet in the world. He is huggable, lovable, and as loyal as they come. So, who wants a cheap rhinoceros? Maybe you do!