Traveling to Paris is always a wonderful adventure, but sometimes you need to know how to properly handle the highly unexpected! This incredibly clever and charming book teaches you the most essential French phrases for your journey, though perhaps not the boring ones you might expect. Instead of just learning how to ask for simple directions, you will discover exactly what to say in French when you suddenly find a full-sized dragon relaxing right in your hotel bed. The brilliant and hilarious pairing of proper, useful phrases with utterly absurd, beautifully illustrated situations makes learning an absolute delight. You will be chuckling at the ridiculous scenarios while effortlessly absorbing real French vocabulary along the way.