Stephan Pastis

Do you have what it takes to join a detective agency where absolutely anything can happen? Meet Timmy Failure, the founder, president, and CEO of Total Failure, Inc. He is an ambitious kid with massive dreams of becoming the greatest detective in the world, even if he is a little bit clueless! Timmy's daily cases usually involve missing school projects, bizarre neighborhood mysteries, and anything else that catches his highly suspicious eye. To make things even more interesting, his business partner is a massive polar bear named Total, who might just be the most silent, hungry, and furry detective sidekick around. Dive into Timmy's hilarious world as he tries to solve baffling mysteries with his completely unique, and often disastrous, style. You will never guess what wild idea he will come up with next or what ridiculous misadventure is waiting just around the corner. Packed with funny illustrations and unforgettable characters, this is a laugh-out-loud mystery you will not want to miss!

The stakes have never been higher for the world's most misunderstood detective. A school competition has just been announced to find a stolen globe, and the grand prize is a massive five hundred dollars. For Timmy Failure, this money is the key to expanding his detective empire and securing his future once and for all. However, cracking the biggest case of his generation will not be simple. Someone is clearly trying to cheat and rig the system to steal his rightful victory. To expose this massive fraud, you will watch Timmy team up with his completely unhelpful polar bear, Total, and his incredibly eccentric Great Aunt Colander. Together, they must navigate a web of deceit, outsmart the competition, and obliterate Timmy's ultimate arch-nemesis: the Worldwide Enemy of Da Goodness In Everything, also known as the WEDGIE. Join the investigation and see if the founder of Total Failure, Inc. can actually defeat this terrible injustice, solve the mystery of the missing globe, and turn his entry form in before the final deadline.

Behold! You are about to be a witness to greatness. Timmy Failure, the founder of the greatest detective agency in town, is back for another hilarious caper. But this time, the world's most confident sleuth is being forced out of his comfort zone and onto the open road. In this fourth volume of his highly important memoirs, Timmy is dragged on a cross-country road trip that includes his mom, Doorman Dave, and his massive polar bear partner, Total. To make matters worse, the smells-like-a-tangerine criminal mastermind Molly Moskins is also along for the ride. It is a world gone completely mad, where good becomes bad, and Timmy Failure feels like a condemned man. Packed with absurd situations, deadpan humor, and Timmy's signature clueless confidence, this laugh-out-loud adventure will keep you turning the pages. Someone call the authorities, because surviving this family vacation might just be Timmy's toughest case yet!

Even the most brilliant minds occasionally face setbacks, and the world's greatest detective is no exception. Timmy Failure is currently dealing with a series of absolute catastrophes. Not only is his detective agency temporarily stalled on its path to global domination, but he is also facing the terrible reality of academic probation and the horrors of playing Little League. To make matters infinitely worse, he has been forced into a school project with his ultimate nemesis: the deeply evil Corrina Corrina. You will follow Timmy as he attempts to secure a passing grade by hunting down the coveted Miracle Report, a document that holds the key to saving his academic career. This is highly classified, dirty business, and it requires the utmost secrecy to pull off. Watch as Timmy navigates suspicious school assignments, dodges terrible baseballs, and tries to outsmart his assigned partner without completely ruining his reputation. Jump back into the hilariously chaotic memoirs of a sleuth who refuses to let constant failure stand in his way.