Jamie Kelly

Middle school is difficult enough without having to share the hallways with someone who is absolutely, infuriatingly perfect. Welcome back to the top-secret diaries of Jamie Kelly, where the daily disasters of growing up are recorded with brutal and hilarious honesty. After surviving a disastrous search for inner beauty and a summer of terrible money-making schemes, Jamie is ready to tackle a brand new school year. Unfortunately, this year brings agonizing poetry assignments, incredibly awkward school dances, and the constant presence of Angeline. Angeline is beautiful, brilliant, and worst of all, she suffers from being entirely too nice. How is a perfectly normal, slightly cynical girl supposed to compete with that level of perfection? Dive into this laugh-out-loud journal packed with brilliant observations and middle school wisdom. You will get an unfiltered look at the dramatic rivalries, embarrassing moments, and chaotic friendships that define the tween years. Just remember the most important rule of all: Jamie still has absolutely no idea that you are reading her personal diary, so you must promise not to tell her!

Step into the hilariously honest world of Jamie Kelly, a girl who knows everything she actually wants to know. Get ready for a super eventful month as you peek into her highly secretive, completely hilarious diary. First, there are brand-new puppies from her dog Stinker and her rival Angeline's dog, Stickybuns. Imagine having a dog-related connection to your biggest school rival. Then, things get even crazier when a diary goes missing during a journal-writing project at Mackerel Middle School. But the biggest surprise of all is that Angeline and Isabella are actually becoming friends. Join Jamie as she tries to figure out all the twists and turns of middle school life, sharing her funniest thoughts and most honest feelings. You will love reading about her everyday adventures and laugh out loud at her unique way of seeing the world in this unforgettable chapter book.

Jamie Kelly is back, and middle school is still as confusing and hilarious as ever. If you thought you had all the answers, think again, because Jamie is here to prove that nobody's perfect—except, maybe, her. Dive into her latest journal entries as she navigates the tricky waters of friendships, tries to decipher the unwritten rules of school, and grapples with the everyday absurdities of being a pre-teen. Jamie's pages are packed with her signature snark and surprisingly insightful observations, offering a fresh and funny perspective on growing up. Get ready to laugh out loud as she shares her latest theories on everything from crushes to cafeteria food, all while trying to figure out where she fits in. Her witty take on life's challenges will have you nodding along, proving that even when things get weird, a good sense of humor can get you through anything.

Surviving middle school is already a full-time job, but Jamie Kelly is about to face her most bizarre challenge yet. Between dodging a very grumpy beagle, dealing with annoying classmates, and trying to catch the eye of the eighth cutest boy in her grade, Jamie has zero time for supernatural nonsense. But her biggest problem is currently sitting right inside her closet. After purchasing a pair of tight, scratchy, and slightly smelly jeans from a local thrift shop, Jamie becomes entirely convinced that her new pants are haunted. These spooky trousers seem to possess a mind of their own, dragging her into the most embarrassing and ridiculous situations imaginable. Could these cursed jeans actually help her outsmart the most popular girl in school, or are they simply determined to ruin her reputation one awkward moment at a time? Step inside this hilarious, top-secret diary to witness every strange and totally gross thing that happens when your wardrobe turns against you. You will laugh out loud at Jamie's dramatic attempts to navigate eighth grade while wearing the absolute worst pants in the world.

Step inside the hilarious and completely candid mind of Jamie Kelly, a middle schooler who promises that everything written in her diary is absolutely true. Well, at least as true as it needs to be. Jamie is currently dealing with a massive crush on Hudson, but things are incredibly complicated. To make matters worse, someone entirely too gross to even name is crushing on Jamie. Meanwhile, Hudson has his eyes set on the girl Jamie calls Princess Turd of Turdsylvania, who just happens to be the prettiest girl in the world. Navigating the halls of middle school is proving to be far from a fairy tale, and Jamie is documenting every awkward, funny, and dramatic moment. Through her witty observations and brutally honest entries, you will experience the chaotic reality of friendships, crushes, and school survival. Get ready to laugh out loud at the everyday disasters of a girl just trying to make it through the week.

Have you ever wondered if grown-ups remember how to have fun? Jamie Kelly certainly has! In her super-secret diary, Jamie writes down all her funniest thoughts about school, her friends, and especially her social studies teacher, Mr. VanDoy. He never, ever smiles, and Jamie can't help but wonder if adults lose their sense of humor the way you might lose a tooth! Join Jamie as she shares her candid (and sometimes silly) observations about everything happening around her. From her friend Isabella getting into trouble to Angeline thinking she's prettier than a unicorn, Jamie's diary is packed with laugh-out-loud moments. You'll love reading her true-ish thoughts and finding out if she ever figures out the mystery of grown-ups and their smiles!