Author Profile
Jim Benton
39 Books
Jim Benton is a prolific author and illustrator renowned for his humorous and engaging books for young readers. He is best known for creating popular series like "Dear Dumb Diary" and "Franny K. Stein, Mad Scientist," which often feature witty dialogue and relatable, comedic situations. His distinctive artistic style and ability to capture the quirks of childhood have made him a favorite among middle-grade audiences.
Franny K. Stein
The Fran That Time Forgot
Jim Benton
Fiction
Humor
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/5
Dear Dumb Diary Year Two
The Super-Nice Are Super-Annoying
Jim Benton
Friendship
Humor
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/5
Robot Kitties: An Up & Down Book
Jim Benton
Cats
Humor
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/5
Franny K. Stein
The Frandidate
Jim Benton
Humor
Inventions
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/5
Dear Dumb Diary Year Two
What I Don't Know Might Hurt Me
Jim Benton
Friendship
Humor
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/5
Catwad
You're Making Me Six: A Graphic Novel
Jim Benton
Adventure
Animals
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/5
Quite a Mountain: A Fable for All Ages
Jim Benton
Adventure
Animals
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/5
Franny K. Stein
Frantastic Voyage
Jim Benton
Adventure
Dogs
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/5
Dear Dumb Diary Year Two
Live Each Day to the Dumbest
Jim Benton
Family
Humor
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/5
Clyde
Jim Benton
Animals
Fiction
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/5
Catwad
Me, Three!: A Graphic Novel
Jim Benton
Animals
Cats
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/5
Franny K. Stein
The Good, the Bad, and the Bunny
Jim Benton
Animals
Essays
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/5
Dear Dumb Diary
Never Underestimate Your Dumbness
Jim Benton
Fiction
Friendship
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/5
Dear Dumb Diary
The Problem with Here Is That It's Where I'm From
Jim Benton
Fiction
Friendship
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/5
Catwad
High Five!: A Graphic Novel
Jim Benton
Animals
Cats
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/5
Where's My Fnurgle?: A Peek-A-Boo Book
Jim Benton
Animals
Fiction
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/5
Catwad's Friend Blurmp
A Blurmp in Time
Jim Benton
Adventure
Animals
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/5
Catwad
It's Me, Two.: A Graphic Novel
Jim Benton
Adventure
Cats
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/5
Franny K. Stein
The Invisible Fran
Jim Benton
Fiction
Humor
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/5
Catwad
Four Me?: A Graphic Novel
Jim Benton
Adventure
Cats
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/5
Man, I Hate Cursive: Cartoons for People and Advanced Bears
Jim Benton
Animals
Comics
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/5
Franny K. Stein
The Fran with Four Brains
Jim Benton
Adventure
Humor
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/5
Dog Butts and Love. And Stuff Like That. And Cats.
Jim Benton
Animals
Cats
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/5
Franny K. Stein
Lunch Walks Among Us
Jim Benton
Friendship
Humor
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/5
Dear Dumb Diary Year Two
School. Hasn't This Gone on Long Enough?
Jim Benton
Fiction
Friendship
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/5
Attack of the Stuff
Jim Benton
Adventure
Animals
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/5
Dear Dumb Diary
Me! (Just Like You, Only Better)
Jim Benton
Fiction
Friendship
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/5
Dear Dumb Diary
Totally Not Boring School Planner
Jim Benton
Humor
Interactive Books
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/5
Franny K. Stein
Mood Science
Jim Benton
Adventure
Emotions
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/5
Dear Dumb Diary
Never Do Anything, Ever
Jim Benton
Fiction
Friendship
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/5
The End (Almost)
Jim Benton
Animals
Fiction
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/5
Franny K. Stein
Bad Hair Day
Jim Benton
Family
Fiction
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/5
Franny K. Stein
Attack of the 50-Ft. Cupid
Jim Benton
Action
Fiction
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/5
Dear Dumb Diary
Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers
Jim Benton
Emotions
Friendship
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/5
Dear Dumb Diary Year Two
Nobody's Perfect. I'm As Close As It Gets
Jim Benton, Jamie Kelly
Friendship
Humor
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/5
Dear Dumb Diary
My Pants Are Haunted
Jim Benton, Jamie Kelly
Fiction
Humor
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/5
Dear Dumb Diary
Can Adults Become Human?
Jim Benton, Jamie Kelly
Fiction
Friendship
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/5
Dear Dumb Diary
Am I the Princess or the Frog?
Jim Benton, Jamie Kelly
Friendship
Humor
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/5
Dear Dumb Diary
It's Not My Fault I Know Everything
Jim Benton, Jamie Kelly
Dogs
Friendship
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/5
Franny K. Stein
The Fran That Time Forgot
By:
Jim Benton
Meet Franny K. Stein, a mad scientist with a big problem! When her super embarrassing middle name is accidentally revealed in front of her whole school, Franny knows she has to do something drastic. What's a brilliant inventor to do? Build a time machine, of course! Franny plans to zip back to the past and give herself a much cooler, more dignified name before anyone ever finds out. But as any good scientist knows, experiments don't always go as planned. Franny's trip through time takes an unexpected turn, leading to a hilarious and wild adventure where she might just have to face off against herself! Get ready for a funny, action-packed story about fixing mistakes and embracing who you are, even your middle name.
6-8 Years
9-12 Years
102 Pages
N/A
/5
Dear Dumb Diary Year Two
The Super-Nice Are Super-Annoying
By:
Jim Benton
Jamie Kelly has a lot of opinions, and she is absolutely not afraid to write them down. Welcome to the highly classified, incredibly hilarious pages of her personal diary. As you navigate another wild year of middle school alongside Jamie, you get an unfiltered look at her daily life, her closest friends, and her biggest frustrations. Chief among those frustrations are the kids who are just so incredibly nice that they loop all the way back around to being completely annoying. Through Jamie's laugh-out-loud perspective, you will experience all the weird, funny, and awkward moments of growing up. This is your exclusive window into her world, where trying to figure out friendships often leads to spectacular and hilarious trouble. Just remember to keep your voice down. She has absolutely no idea you are reading her innermost thoughts, and we need to keep it exactly that way.
6-8 Years
9-12 Years
144 Pages
N/A
/5
Get ready for a hilarious adventure with the silliest robot kitties you've ever met! These mechanical felines are everywhere, zooming and zipping through the pages. One moment they're flying high in the sky, and the next they're swooping down low. You'll spot them far away, then suddenly right up close, always ready for a new playful escapade.
Renowned for his witty humor, author Jim Benton fills every page with bright, colorful illustrations and laugh-out-loud moments. This engaging story is a fantastic way for young readers to discover the fun of opposites like up and down, and near and far, all while giggling at the antics of these clever robot cats. Turn the pages to see where these charming, zany kitties will pop up next in a world full of mechanical mischief!
6-8 Years
9-12 Years
16 Pages
N/A
/5
Franny K. Stein
The Frandidate
By:
Jim Benton
Meet Frannie K. Stein, a mad scientist with a super-important mission: she wants to be class president! But how can a girl who loves spooky experiments win over all her classmates? Frannie has a brilliant idea! She invents an amazing Atomic Combiner to create a special suit. This suit can make her appear exactly like what every voter wants! Soon, Frannie discovers her incredible suit isn't just helping her; it might be taking over! What happens when your own invention starts calling the shots? Can Frannie outsmart her own creation and still win the election? Get ready for a hilarious and wild adventure as Frannie learns that being yourself might be the best way to win, even for a mad scientist running for president!
6-8 Years
9-12 Years
130 Pages
N/A
/5
Dear Dumb Diary Year Two
What I Don't Know Might Hurt Me
By:
Jim Benton
Get ready to laugh out loud with Jamie Kelly and her absolutely hilarious, top-secret diary! Jamie is back, and she has plenty of opinions about her school, her friends, and the completely ridiculous things that happen to her every single day. Just when Jamie thought the dreaded Student Awareness Committee might finally vanish forever, her flawless frenemy Angeline gets wrapped up in something totally grown-up. Jamie cannot help but wonder why Angeline cannot be aware of something actually useful, like how to get bright pink nail polish out of a beagle's ear. And no, you definitely should not ask Jamie how she knows about that! Join Jamie as she navigates the daily disasters of middle school life, spills her most embarrassing secret thoughts, and tries to make sense of the weird world of adults. Packed with funny observations, sarcastic rants, and unexpected adventures, this diary is the perfect escape for anyone who knows that surviving school requires a serious sense of humor.
6-8 Years
9-12 Years
160 Pages
N/A
/5
Get ready for some serious laughs with Catwad and Blurmp! These two hilarious pals are finally leaving their living room for a whole new world of wacky adventures. Imagine them rocking out on a guitar, exploring a comic convention, or even taking a super silly swim deep inside a toilet bowl! Join Catwad and Blurmp as they try to see the future with a crystal ball and even go horseback riding. Every page is packed with the zaniest fun you can imagine. If you love funny stories and awesome pictures, you won't want to miss this laugh-out-loud graphic novel. It's the sixth book in their adventures, and it's sure to make you smile!
6-8 Years
128 Pages
N/A
/5
Join a determined bear and his friend, a hesitant frog, on an exciting journey up a towering mountain! The bear is set on reaching the very top, full of big dreams and endless energy. But the frog isn't so sure, wondering if they've already gone far enough. What do you do when others think you've climbed high enough, but you still feel like there's more to see? This charming story explores what it means to believe in yourself and how true friends can help each other through challenges. With beautiful art and gentle humor, you'll discover the ups and downs of reaching for your dreams, one step at a time, and learn that sometimes, the biggest climb is believing you can do it.
6-8 Years
64 Pages
N/A
/5
Franny K. Stein
Frantastic Voyage
By:
Jim Benton
Meet Franny K. Stein, a truly mad scientist with a knack for solving the most unusual problems! When her loyal lab assistant, Igor the dog, accidentally swallows a ticking doomsday device, Franny knows she has to act fast. But how do you get a dangerous invention out of a dog before it goes off? For Franny, the answer involves her amazing miniaturization machine! You'll shrink down with Franny to the size of a pin and embark on an incredible, hilarious journey right inside Igor's body. Get ready for a wild, bumpy, and totally unforgettable adventure as Franny races against time to save her best friend and the world!
6-8 Years
9-12 Years
112 Pages
N/A
/5
Dear Dumb Diary Year Two
Live Each Day to the Dumbest
By:
Jim Benton
Jamie Kelly has a lot of thoughts, and she is not afraid to write them all down. Her diary is the ultimate vault for every hilarious, embarrassing, and completely ridiculous moment that happens in her daily life. From navigating the unpredictable halls of middle school to dealing with her quirky family, Jamie captures it all with her signature wit. But things take a surprising turn when she stumbles upon a hidden treasure: her grandmother's old diary. Suddenly, Jamie is diving into the past, reading the secret thoughts of someone she thought she knew perfectly. What she discovers is that grown-ups were not always so grown-up. They had their own embarrassing moments, silly mistakes, and laugh-out-loud disasters. Reading her grandmother's private entries gives Jamie a whole new perspective on her family tree. Get ready for a hilarious exploration of generations, secrets, and the undeniable truth that middle school drama is truly timeless. This journal-style adventure is packed with giggles, surprises, and the comforting realization that nobody has it all figured out.
6-8 Years
9-12 Years
144 Pages
N/A
/5
By:
Jim Benton
Clyde is a bear who does not play by the rules. In fact, he is perfectly happy being the bad guy. But when he moves to Grizzly Corners, a ridiculously peaceful town where everyone is annoyingly cheerful and eager to help, his plans to cause trouble start going seriously wrong. No matter how hard Clyde tries to be a menace, his sneaky schemes accidentally end up helping people instead. From the hilarious mind of bestselling author Jim Benton comes a laugh-out-loud story about a bear whose villainous ambitions just cannot survive in a town full of aggressively nice neighbors. If you love a funny story with quirky characters and non-stop ridiculous situations, this adventure will keep you reading. You will have a blast following Clyde as he tries his hardest to maintain his bad-bear reputation against all odds. Perfect for readers who enjoy humor and unexpected friendships, this is one wild ride where being bad has never gone so terribly right.
9-12 Years
104 Pages
N/A
/5
Meet Catwad, the grumpiest blue furball you'll ever know, who always has a funny (and sometimes snarky!) take on everything. In Me, Three!, Catwad and his best pal, Blurmp, are back for a whole new collection of laugh-out-loud adventures.
Get ready to join them as they meet some truly wild new friends and even try out new things, like a very stretchy yoga class (Catwad is definitely not a fan of stretching!). This graphic novel is packed with hilarious moments and silly situations that will have you giggling from start to finish. If you love comics and stories that are full of jokes and unexpected fun, dive into Catwad's world. Even if Catwad himself pretends it's not worth your time, we bet you'll think otherwise!
6-8 Years
9-12 Years
128 Pages
N/A
/5
Franny K. Stein
The Good, the Bad, and the Bunny
By:
Jim Benton
Get ready for a hilariously honest look at the world, all from the delightfully snarky perspective of Happy Bunny! Forget boring lessons about right and wrong. This full-color guide dives into the big questions like what's good, what's bad, what's fair, and what's just plain gross, but always with Happy Bunny's signature wit.
Happy Bunny isn't afraid to tell it like it is, offering up sharp observations and laugh-out-loud commentary on everything from friendship drama to why some things are just undeniably lame. If you're tired of sugar-coated advice and ready for some real talk (with a side of sarcasm), then this is the perfect book for you. Discover a fresh, funny way to think about the world around you, all while enjoying Happy Bunny's unique take on life's biggest (and smallest) dilemmas.
9-12 Years
72 Pages
N/A
/5
Dear Dumb Diary
Never Underestimate Your Dumbness
By:
Jim Benton
Step into the hilarious world of Jamie Kelly, a girl who writes down everything in her super-secret diary! Jamie promises that every word she pens is true—or at least, as true as it needs to be. You'll get to peek inside her thoughts as she navigates the ups and downs of school, friends, and all the wonderfully weird things that happen every day. In this laugh-out-loud entry, Jamie is convinced her friend Isabella is right about almost everything. But when it comes to Angeline, Jamie can't help but notice all the 'dumb' things she does. (And yes, Angeline always smells like strawberries!) Get ready for a side-splitting adventure as Jamie tries to figure out if Angeline's latest antics are truly the dumbest yet. You won't want to miss a single page of her honest, funny, and totally relatable diary entries!
6-8 Years
9-12 Years
160 Pages
N/A
/5
Dear Dumb Diary
The Problem with Here Is That It's Where I'm From
By:
Jim Benton
Jamie Kelly is back, and she's got a lot to say in her diary! If you've ever wished for a fresh start, you'll totally get why Jamie is thrilled about her school, Wodehouse Middle, temporarily merging with Mackerel Middle. It's a chance to escape her usual problems, maybe even reinvent herself, and definitely get away from the dreaded Angeline. But as Jamie quickly learns, a new school building doesn't always mean new problems. Old rivals, awkward crushes, and the general chaos of middle school life have a funny way of following you, no matter where you go. Join Jamie as she navigates this hilarious new chapter, filled with her signature wit and unforgettable observations, proving that sometimes, the biggest problem with "here" is that it's still "where I'm from.
9-12 Years
120 Pages
N/A
/5
Get ready to high-five with laughter as Catwad, the grumpiest blue cat around, returns for another uproarious graphic novel adventure! Along with his best pal Blurmp, the lovable, slow-witted blob, Catwad is back to tackle the silliest situations you can imagine. This dynamic duo will keep you giggling as they try out new hobbies, explore the latest video game technology, and even decide to get a pet. Will Catwad ever crack a smile? Probably not, but his hilarious reactions to everything will certainly make you laugh out loud. If you love comics filled with funny animals and unexpected twists, jump into this book for a dose of pure, ridiculous fun!
6-8 Years
128 Pages
N/A
/5
Have you ever lost something super important? Something so special, it's hard to describe? That's exactly what happens when a young character realizes their beloved Fnurgle is missing! Join the search as they look high and low, peeking under furniture, checking behind curtains, and wondering where their unique, funny friend could have gone. Jim Benton brings his signature humor to this delightful story about a playful creature and the adventure of finding it. With every turn of the page, you'll giggle along, guessing where the Fnurgle might be hiding next. This charming tale celebrates imagination and the joy of discovery, proving that sometimes the best treasures are right under your nose.
6-8 Years
9-12 Years
16 Pages
N/A
/5
Catwad's Friend Blurmp
A Blurmp in Time
By:
Jim Benton
Get ready for big laughs with Blurmp, the funniest sidekick around! Usually, it's all about Catwad, but now it's Blurmp's turn to shine in his very own graphic novel adventure. Join Blurmp as he accidentally zips through time and space, causing hilarious chaos wherever he goes. Imagine him "helping" invent pizza in 18th-century Italy or making friends with zombies! You'll even see him visit a whole world full of other Blurmps. Packed with silly situations and unforgettable characters, this book is perfect for young readers who love a good giggle and a wild ride through history and beyond. Don't miss Blurmp's epic, laugh-out-loud journey!
6-8 Years
9-12 Years
128 Pages
N/A
/5
Get ready for more laughs with Catwad, the grumpy blue cat, and his best pal, Blurmp! If you love silly stories and awesome pictures, you're in for a treat. This dynamic duo is back with brand-new adventures that will have you giggling from start to finish. Join Catwad and Blurmp as they explore the world of fine art, travel to a super silly alternate reality, and even dive into the exciting world of video games. You'll find out what happens when monsters hide under Blurmp's bed and why Catwad thinks you should *never* eat salad! Jim Benton's hilarious graphic novel is packed with funny takes on everyday things and wild new ideas. It's the perfect book for anyone who loves a good laugh and a bit of mischief!
6-8 Years
128 Pages
N/A
/5
Franny K. Stein
The Invisible Fran
By:
Jim Benton
Step into the wonderfully wacky world of Franny, a self-proclaimed mad scientist who thinks inventing is the absolute best! Franny is determined to share her passion and show her classmates just how thrilling and fun science can be. For her latest, most ambitious experiment, she gathers a few willing volunteers, a half-completed two-headed robot, and a bubbling invisibility potion.
But even for a genius like Franny, this experiment might prove to be her toughest challenge yet. What do you do when your friends don't quite grasp the basics of mad science, and your doubly dumb robot starts causing all sorts of unexpected, hilarious chaos? Join Franny as she learns that sometimes the greatest discoveries aren't just about potions and robots, but about friendship and finding common ground, even when things get a little invisible. This humorous chapter book is packed with scientific fun and laugh-out-loud moments for young readers.
6-8 Years
9-12 Years
112 Pages
N/A
/5
Get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure with Catwad and his best pal, Blurmp, in this hilarious graphic novel! If you love comics that are packed with silly situations and unexpected twists, you're in for a treat. Join this grumpy-but-lovable cat and his enthusiastic, if a bit dim, friend as they tackle everything from epic video game quests and daring dragon battles to the challenges of camping in the great outdoors. Each page is bursting with Jim Benton's signature humor, making it impossible not to giggle. Plus, you'll find some fun bonus activities at the end to keep the good times rolling. Dive into a world where every turn brings a new reason to smile!
9-12 Years
128 Pages
N/A
/5
Get ready to laugh out loud with Jim Benton's hilarious collection of cartoons, "Man, I Hate Cursive!" This book is bursting with funny pictures and clever jokes that kids aged 6 to 8 will love. You'll meet talking animals who have the silliest things to say, discover everyday moments that turn completely wacky, and even find humor in school life – especially when it comes to things like learning cursive! Jim Benton's cartoons are quick, smart, and packed with giggles. Whether it's a grumpy cat sharing its thoughts or a dog getting into the funniest situations, each page offers a new reason to smile. Dive into these pages for a dose of pure fun that will have you turning page after page, eager for the next laugh!
6-8 Years
9-12 Years
96 Pages
N/A
/5
Franny K. Stein
The Fran with Four Brains
By:
Jim Benton
Meet Franny, a brilliant mad scientist with a big problem: there's just too much to do! Her experiments are piling up, and even a super-smart inventor like Franny can't be everywhere at once. Who can she trust to help with her wild, wonderful, and sometimes wacky creations? Only herself, of course!
Follow Franny as she comes up with the ultimate solution: building her very own steel-plated Franbots! These robot versions of herself are ready to tackle anything, but will having multiple Frannys make life easier, or just lead to more hilarious chaos in the lab? Get ready for a funny, action-packed adventure filled with science, silliness, and a whole lot of robotic fun!
6-8 Years
9-12 Years
112 Pages
N/A
/5
Get ready to laugh out loud at the weird, wild, and completely absurd moments of everyday life. From the brilliant mind behind Dear Dumb Diary comes a hilarious collection of cartoons that perfectly captures the ridiculous side of the world around us.
Whether you are wondering what your pets are really thinking or just trying to make sense of human behavior, this book has you covered. You will find dry-humored jokes about dogs, sharp observations about cats, and plenty of witty commentary on everything else in between. The art style shifts and changes, but the punchlines always hit the mark.
Packed with clever musings and slightly nasty humor that will keep you turning the pages, this comic collection is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh. Dive into a world of silly sketches and sharp jokes that prove just how funny life can be when you stop taking it so seriously.
9-12 Years
96 Pages
N/A
/5
Franny K. Stein
Lunch Walks Among Us
By:
Jim Benton
Meet Franny K. Stein, a girl who loves all things spooky, creepy, and scientific! While other kids might enjoy sunshine and rainbows, Franny prefers inventing monstrous creations in her lab. But starting at a new school brings a new challenge: making friends. Franny decides to try a different kind of experiment – fitting in! She swaps her mad scientist gear for something a little more... normal.
Her plan seems to work, and Franny starts to blend in with her classmates. But what happens when a truly wild, unexpected monster suddenly bursts from the school trashcan? It's up to Franny to use her unique scientific skills to save the day! Can she embrace her true mad scientist self and still find a way to connect with her new friends? Get ready for a hilariously spooky adventure where being yourself is the best experiment of all.
6-8 Years
9-12 Years
102 Pages
N/A
/5
Dear Dumb Diary Year Two
School. Hasn't This Gone on Long Enough?
By:
Jim Benton
Jamie Kelly is back, and she is officially another year dumber! Welcome to Year Two of the hilarious Dear Dumb Diary series. Jamie has survived a lot of middle school chaos, but now she is facing a whole new beginning with a fresh look and a fun twist. As she tackles a brand-new year of classes, grades, and the Big Questions of middle school life, her diary entries are still just as laugh-out-loud funny as ever. Jamie is ready to share her latest words of wisdom—like her brilliant theory that really intelligent people should probably "ugly it up a bit" before leaving the house just to be polite. Grab a front-row seat to Jamie's incredibly dramatic, totally relatable, and completely hilarious inner thoughts. Just remember: Jamie still has absolutely no idea that anyone is reading her private journal. So please, whatever you do, don't tell her!
9-12 Years
160 Pages
N/A
/5
Meet Bill Waddler, a duck with a very unusual secret: he can hear appliances complain! Imagine what your toaster or toilet might say if they could talk. For Bill, it's an everyday reality, and sometimes, it's pretty funny.
Bill sells hay (cash only, no credit cards!) and thinks his life is just ordinary. But when a confused orange juice sales clerk crosses his path, Bill discovers that his special gift might be exactly what the world needs. Get ready for a hilarious, action-packed adventure as Bill and his new friend team up to save everyone from something totally unexpected.
This funny graphic novel is packed with silly moments and big laughs, perfect for young readers who love quirky characters and wild stories.
6-8 Years
9-12 Years
112 Pages
N/A
/5
Dear Dumb Diary
Me! (Just Like You, Only Better)
By:
Jim Benton
Have you ever tried to ignore someone who is just too perfect? Jamie Kelly is doing her best, but it isn't easy! In this hilarious addition to the Dear Dumb Diary series, Jamie has managed to go five whole days without seeing or hearing from her flawless nemesis, Angeline. She was just starting to get used to the peace and quiet. Sure, Jamie has learned to overlook many of Angeline's glaring flaws—like her absolute flawlessness—but she can still be incredibly difficult to be around. (Especially when Angeline always manages to be perfectly lit, no matter where they are!) To her extreme credit, Jamie is trying very hard to pretend to ignore Angeline's total failure to not be perfect. But as middle school drama heats up, keeping her cool is going to take everything Jamie's got. Dive back into Jamie's secret thoughts as she navigates friendships, rivalries, and the everyday disasters of middle school. Just remember: she still doesn't know you're reading this!
9-12 Years
161 Pages
N/A
/5
Dear Dumb Diary
Totally Not Boring School Planner
By:
Jim Benton
Who says getting organized has to be a total snooze? If you think planning is just for people who are too lazy to spend two hours searching for their missing homework, this is the perfect school companion for you.
Brought to you by the hilarious world of Dear Dumb Diary, this laugh-out-loud trifold planner is packed with snark, wit, and plenty of space to write down your actual assignments. Inside, you will find three interactive mini-books: Glamorously Important Notes, All About Me, and Addresses of People I Don't Hate (Mostly). It also comes loaded with fun prompts, fill-in-the-blanks, brand-new full-color art, and two whole sheets of stickers to customize your pages.
Whether you are keeping track of your biggest projects or just planning to put everything off until the day before it is due, this interactive journal makes surviving the school year a lot more fun. Grab your pen and get ready to tackle your classes with a serious dose of humor!
9-12 Years
140 Pages
N/A
/5
Franny K. Stein
Mood Science
By:
Jim Benton
Franny K. Stein, a brilliant mad scientist, has a big problem: her feelings keep getting in the way of her important experiments! Deciding she's had enough, Franny invents a machine to remove her emotions entirely. But what happens when a super-smart scientist has no feelings at all? Things quickly go from bad to worse when an accidental virus escapes, turning everyone into hopping toads! Now, Franny must team up with her wise grandma, Granny Fran, and rediscover her own "Sense of Duty" to fix her scientific blunder. Can she put her feelings back together and save the day before the whole town is covered in warts? Join Franny in this laugh-out-loud adventure where science, silliness, and a little bit of heart collide!
6-8 Years
9-12 Years
139 Pages
N/A
/5
Dear Dumb Diary
Never Do Anything, Ever
By:
Jim Benton
Get ready to laugh out loud with Jamie Kelly as she shares all her secrets in her very own diary! Jamie is back, and life is as complicated as ever. Her best friend might be a bit of a backstabber, her worst enemy seems surprisingly sweet, and even her dog has some serious revenge plots brewing.
After a run-in with Angeline, the "Mega-Popular" girl, Jamie decides it's time to turn over a new leaf and become a truly decent human being. But being good turns out to be a lot of work! Jamie quickly discovers that helping others isn't always glamorous, and things just keep getting crazier. Can she find her "inner beauty" and get Hudson Rivers to finally notice her, or is someone trying to mess up her plans to be an angel? Dive into Jamie's hilarious diary entries to find out if she can navigate the ups and downs of school, friends, and trying to be good.
6-8 Years
9-12 Years
144 Pages
N/A
/5
Donut the bear has a big problem: his story is almost over! He hasn't had nearly enough fun yet, and he absolutely, positively does not want to leave. But how can a bear stop the end of his own book?
Get ready for some truly silly schemes and hilarious disguises as Donut tries everything he can think of to keep his adventure going. Will his clever tricks be enough to keep the final page from turning? Join Donut in this laugh-out-loud tale from bestselling author Jim Benton, perfect for anyone who wishes their favorite stories would never end.
6-8 Years
42 Pages
N/A
/5
Franny K. Stein
Bad Hair Day
By:
Jim Benton
Franny K. Stein isn't your average kid. She'd much rather be in her lab coat, inventing amazing things, than wearing a fancy dress or putting on makeup. But sometimes, Franny wonders if her mom wishes she was a little more... well, glamorous. That sparks a brilliant idea for Franny's next experiment! What if she could make her mom's beauty products exciting and scientific?
Get ready for a hilarious adventure when Franny's latest invention goes wonderfully, wildly wrong! Suddenly, her hair takes on a life of its own, turning every day into a truly bad hair day. Now, Franny must use all her clever scientific skills and quick thinking to solve this hairy problem and get things back to normal.
Join Franny in this funny chapter book as she discovers that being yourself, lab coat and all, is the most fantastic experiment of all. It's a wacky tale about embracing what makes you unique, even when your inventions cause a bit of a mess!
6-8 Years
112 Pages
N/A
/5
Franny K. Stein
Attack of the 50-Ft. Cupid
By:
Jim Benton
Get ready for a hilarious and totally unexpected Valentine's Day! Imagine your school dance, but instead of just sweethearts and decorations, a giant, fifty-foot Cupid crashes the party! What happens when love gets a little too big for its britches? Join the kids as they navigate the chaos of a massive, arrow-shooting cherub causing all sorts of romantic mayhem. Will anyone be safe from Cupid's oversized affections? This laugh-out-loud story is packed with silly situations and big surprises, proving that sometimes, even love needs to be brought down to size. Perfect for young readers who love a good giggle and a wild adventure!
6-8 Years
9-12 Years
120 Pages
N/A
/5
Dear Dumb Diary
Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers
By:
Jim Benton
Jamie Kelly is back with more hilarious diary entries, and things are getting super weird at Mackerel Middle School! Can you imagine suddenly understanding something you never could before? Jamie thinks she might have a secret superpower because she can finally understand boys! Yes, those mysterious creatures are starting to make sense, and Jamie is trying to figure out what her new ability means for her and her friends. Join Jamie and Isabella as they navigate the ups and downs of middle school, including an unexpected friendship with Angeline. Get ready for the annual Fun Fair, where Jamie and Isabella find themselves in a funny challenge involving a bottle toss game. With lots of giggles and surprising moments, Jamie's diary is full of adventures about growing up, figuring out friends, and maybe, just maybe, having real superpowers!
9-12 Years
142 Pages
N/A
/5
Dear Dumb Diary Year Two
Nobody's Perfect. I'm As Close As It Gets
Jamie Kelly is back, and middle school is still as confusing and hilarious as ever. If you thought you had all the answers, think again, because Jamie is here to prove that nobody's perfect—except, maybe, her. Dive into her latest journal entries as she navigates the tricky waters of friendships, tries to decipher the unwritten rules of school, and grapples with the everyday absurdities of being a pre-teen. Jamie's pages are packed with her signature snark and surprisingly insightful observations, offering a fresh and funny perspective on growing up. Get ready to laugh out loud as she shares her latest theories on everything from crushes to cafeteria food, all while trying to figure out where she fits in. Her witty take on life's challenges will have you nodding along, proving that even when things get weird, a good sense of humor can get you through anything.
9-12 Years
120 Pages
N/A
/5
Dear Dumb Diary
My Pants Are Haunted
Surviving middle school is already a full-time job, but Jamie Kelly is about to face her most bizarre challenge yet. Between dodging a very grumpy beagle, dealing with annoying classmates, and trying to catch the eye of the eighth cutest boy in her grade, Jamie has zero time for supernatural nonsense. But her biggest problem is currently sitting right inside her closet. After purchasing a pair of tight, scratchy, and slightly smelly jeans from a local thrift shop, Jamie becomes entirely convinced that her new pants are haunted. These spooky trousers seem to possess a mind of their own, dragging her into the most embarrassing and ridiculous situations imaginable. Could these cursed jeans actually help her outsmart the most popular girl in school, or are they simply determined to ruin her reputation one awkward moment at a time? Step inside this hilarious, top-secret diary to witness every strange and totally gross thing that happens when your wardrobe turns against you. You will laugh out loud at Jamie's dramatic attempts to navigate eighth grade while wearing the absolute worst pants in the world.
9-12 Years
127 Pages
N/A
/5
Dear Dumb Diary
Can Adults Become Human?
Have you ever wondered if grown-ups remember how to have fun? Jamie Kelly certainly has! In her super-secret diary, Jamie writes down all her funniest thoughts about school, her friends, and especially her social studies teacher, Mr. VanDoy. He never, ever smiles, and Jamie can't help but wonder if adults lose their sense of humor the way you might lose a tooth! Join Jamie as she shares her candid (and sometimes silly) observations about everything happening around her. From her friend Isabella getting into trouble to Angeline thinking she's prettier than a unicorn, Jamie's diary is packed with laugh-out-loud moments. You'll love reading her true-ish thoughts and finding out if she ever figures out the mystery of grown-ups and their smiles!
6-8 Years
9-12 Years
117 Pages
N/A
/5
Dear Dumb Diary
Am I the Princess or the Frog?
Step inside the hilarious and completely candid mind of Jamie Kelly, a middle schooler who promises that everything written in her diary is absolutely true. Well, at least as true as it needs to be. Jamie is currently dealing with a massive crush on Hudson, but things are incredibly complicated. To make matters worse, someone entirely too gross to even name is crushing on Jamie. Meanwhile, Hudson has his eyes set on the girl Jamie calls Princess Turd of Turdsylvania, who just happens to be the prettiest girl in the world. Navigating the halls of middle school is proving to be far from a fairy tale, and Jamie is documenting every awkward, funny, and dramatic moment. Through her witty observations and brutally honest entries, you will experience the chaotic reality of friendships, crushes, and school survival. Get ready to laugh out loud at the everyday disasters of a girl just trying to make it through the week.
9-12 Years
13-18 Years
160 Pages
N/A
/5
Dear Dumb Diary
It's Not My Fault I Know Everything
Step into the hilariously honest world of Jamie Kelly, a girl who knows everything she actually wants to know. Get ready for a super eventful month as you peek into her highly secretive, completely hilarious diary.
First, there are brand-new puppies from her dog Stinker and her rival Angeline's dog, Stickybuns. Imagine having a dog-related connection to your biggest school rival. Then, things get even crazier when a diary goes missing during a journal-writing project at Mackerel Middle School. But the biggest surprise of all is that Angeline and Isabella are actually becoming friends.
Join Jamie as she tries to figure out all the twists and turns of middle school life, sharing her funniest thoughts and most honest feelings. You will love reading about her everyday adventures and laugh out loud at her unique way of seeing the world in this unforgettable chapter book.
6-8 Years
9-12 Years
144 Pages
N/A
/5
